A Design Writer Takes on Those 'Hip' Tech Startup Theme Offices and It's Hilarious

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    Design - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "John, as you know, things have been tough." "Are you firing me?" "It's just-" JOHN slams hand on Pacman table. 9:48 AM - 10 Mar 2016
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    Product - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "We've been hacked. They found a loop hole." "It's not possible." "Gather the team. Let's meet in the Mario room." pic.twitter.com/K8Fi8Zpuee 9:51 AM-10 Mar 2016 SUPER MARIa BRos's TM PLAYER GAME PLAYER GARZ G 1988 కం blue
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    Product - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "The IPO, John. It's...it's failing." "I don't understand. How?" "I've called an executive meeting. Ball pit rm #3" pic.twitter.com/VL]ZZ6WH00 9:53 AM - 10 Mar 2016 endesa ide neof Ee emgesa LE
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    Transport - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "I ran the numbers on the burn rate and well-" "We can't talk about this here. Meet me in the hot air balloon." pic.twitter.com/DZxto Fcu 8 1 10:02 AM 10 Mar 2016 You Tube 9NGLE
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    Furniture - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "They pulled the funding. We're done." "What now?" "I don't know...I don't know" looks out into the fake prairie* pic.twitter.com/vTjMzp6Ek 10:06 AM - 10 Mar 2016
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    Building - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "John you're the CEO. What should I tell them?" "Figure something out. I'm busy" JOHN climbs into tree house office pic.twitter.com/vo0wANzJI7 10:16 AM - 10 Mar 2016
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    Product - Follow Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker "It's TechCrunch. They leaked everything. John... I'm sorry." JOHN gets up, punches fake Mario brick. pic.twitter.com/4GwpioB4cN 10:08 AM - 10 Mar 2016 [?. ?] WORLD 11 TIRE 7o LA
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    Naval architecture - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "It's Yahoo. They didn't take our offer seriously." "WHAT?" JOHN stands up abruptly from his go kart-shaped chair pic.twitter.com/zSGPrB2eGo 10:18 AM - 10 Mar 2016
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    Tent - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "We take things seriously at Candy Crush. John, you have to go to sensitivity training" "Why?" "circus music plays* pic.twitter.com/OH5Azya1e0 10:22 AM 10 Mar 2016
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    Product - Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "The hackers are ransoming our data." "How did this happen? Where's John?" "I think he's on the nap net" pic.twitter.com/PZ21WZnVwb 10:31 AM - 10 Mar 2016
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    Furniture - HEAVYBIT INDUSTRIES Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker Follow "Quarterly earnings aren't what I expected and I'm very disappointed. I have no other choice: turn on the fans." 12:20 PM - 10 Mar 2016

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